I'm browsing through the "search phrases" section of my referrer logs, and it struck me that I've left a footprint on the "world wide web" thing that everyone is talking about. Small as it is, that footprint is a bit of a snapshot of the kinds of services that internet surfers the world over have come to count on from me. Where would the world be without my take on the following subjects? These subjects, after all, must be of vital importance to someone, if they take the effort to type them into such a sophisticated tool as The Almighty Google.
And my favorite:
Mariao Lanza Dysfunctional
As a twisted bonus, now, any future searches for these phrases will now turn up an exact match on this article, doing the searcher absolutely no good whatsoever. My devious world-monkey-wrenching plan is proceeding nicely. Bwahahahah.
- we are ll in little boxes and somebody has to go in and rip your fuckin head open for you to allow something else in.
- truman gambit
- how advancement in technology will make human living easier in 22 century
- depression human body class worth six credits
- tuktiyuktuk
- your eccentricities are beyond any kind of understanding
- most important fact ever
- no mountain too high for you claim
- reporter decapitated
- does 2 2 ever equal 5
- is human advancement bad?
And my favorite:
Mariao Lanza Dysfunctional
As a twisted bonus, now, any future searches for these phrases will now turn up an exact match on this article, doing the searcher absolutely no good whatsoever. My devious world-monkey-wrenching plan is proceeding nicely. Bwahahahah.
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